6-24-25
Monologue:
The Liberal Happiness Gap
Triple Dipper:
1. Shoot / No Shoot
2. So Much Winning
3. Adventures in Woke World
Guests
NONE
Resources
1. Shoot / No Shoot
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-lashes-out-israel-iran-profanity-breaking-ceasefire
https://dailycaller.com/2025/06/23/jack-keane-hezbollah-defend-iran/
https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2025/06/23/karoline-leavitt-just-exposed-cnn-dems-over-fake-claims-trump-failed-to-brief-them-before-iran-strikes-n2190793
2. So Much Winning
https://www.nraila.org/articles/20250623/us-court-of-appeals-backtracks-on-adverse-suppressor-ruling
https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/06/23/winning-usda-rescinds-roadless-rule-that-prevented-logging-fire-management-n2190822
3. Adventures in Woke World
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/35520771/hickory-dickory-dock-woke-trigger-warning/amp/
https://www.newsweek.com/disney-layoffs-celebrated-go-woke-go-broke-2080183
https://www.theblaze.com/shows/sara-gonzales-unfiltered/cancel-culture
Rightside Way Monologue
I read a story not long ago that I had never heard before…..arguably the greatest
athlete of the first half of the 20 th Century was a man named Jim Thorpe…..there
seemed to be nothing that he couldn’t do…..In the early 1900’s Jim Thorpe
became a legend…..he was a two-time All-American college football player and
went on to play in the early days of the NFL….he played for a short time as
professional basketball player but he also spent seven seasons in Major League
Baseball with the NY Giants….He set records at everything he tried….He was on
three National Championship football teams and was inducted into the pro-
football hall of fame…..he is the first man to ever rush for 2000 yards in a
season……it is said that he also excelled at hockey, lacrosse, tennis, boxing, and
even ballroom dancing……but it was his appearance at the 1912 Olympic Games
that launched him into the hearts and minds of Americans……
Jim Thorpe was orphaned as a young boy…..both of his parents and his twin
brother all passed away and Thorpe became a ward of the state…..he wound up
at Carlisle School in Oklahoma where he saw some older boys practicing a high
jump…..so Jim, with no training at all and wearing a pair of old overalls, cleared
the bar…..the next day the Carlisle coach, a man named Pop Warner, found him
and asked to talk with him…..Thorpe is said to have asked, “did I do something
wrong?”….to which Coach Warner said, “No son, you just broke the School high
jump record”……so Jim became an athlete, and what an athlete!.....No man set
more records, won more championships, inspired more fans, he was epic……and
then came the opportunity to compete for the US team at the 1912 Olympics in
Stockholm, Sweden….A picture was taken of Thorpe while he was there and if you
look closely you’ll notice that he’s wearing mismatched shoes and on one foot
he’s wearing multiple socks….was this a style? Was he a trendsetter? Was there
something special about the shoes?.....none of the above….Just before some of
the events that Thorpe was slated to compete in, someone stole his shoes……it
turned into a mad scramble with he and his coach trying to figure out what to
do…..the result was two mismatched shoes that someone had thrown in the
trash…..one of them was too small but he squeezed his foot into it, but the other
was too big so he had to wear multiple socks on that foot to make it work…..who
does that? Who works so hard to gain an edge that sabotaging their opposition
seems like the right way to get the win?......
Well, it didn’t work for the bad guys…….Smithsonian Magazine describes it like
this: “Thorpe began the Olympics by crushing the field in the pentathlon which
consisted of five events in a single day. He placed first in four of them, dusting his
competition in the 1500 meter run by almost five seconds. A week later the three-
day decathalon competition began in a pouring rain. Thorpe opened the event by
splashing down the track in the 100-meter dash in 11.2 seconds – a time not
equaled again until the 1948 Olympics. On the second day, Thorpes shoes were
missing. [He and his coach] put together a mismatched pair in time for the high
jump which Thorpe won. Later that afternoon came one of his favorite events, the
110-meter hurdles. Thorpe blasted the track in 15.6 seconds, [again a record]. On
the final day of competition Thorpe placed third and fourth in the events that he
was most inexperienced in, the pole vault and the javelin. Then came the very last
event, the 1500-meter run. The metric mile was a leg-burning monster that came
after nine other events over two days. And he was still in mismatched shoes.”
Here’s the thing…..Jim Thorpe was a juggernaut, he was virtually unstoppable in
whatever sport he participated in……someone, some sorry individual, decided
that if you cant beat ‘em then cheat ‘em…..it was someone’s really really good
idea to try and keep the leader of the pack from having the chance to compete at
all……but it backfired in a big big way…..if anything, what it did was cement in the
minds of the world that Jim Thorpe really was the greatest athlete in the world…..
Let me take that story and flip it into the current state of our politics….liberals
have done everything they can think of to sabotage the presidency of Donald
Trump…..everything from lawfare, to nationwide injunctions…..they tried to
arrest him, convict him, bankrupt him, and even shoot him…..it was the political
version of stealing the athletes shoes and yet the athlete continued to win…..and
he still is…..if anything it proves that liberals are miserable people…..there is
nothing about liberal progressivism that seems to bear out in
happiness….everyone is a victim, everything is not enough, everyday is a day of
contention…….no satisfaction, no joy…..and certainly no celebration when things
go right…..because liberals are generally speaking, unhappy people….. liberals find
reasons not to be happy….it’s like unhappiness is their goal….their
aspiration…..there is actually a name for it….it’s called the happiness gap….that’s
a thing ya’ll….the happiness gap….. and it’s not just me saying that…..a recent
survey of over 60,000 Americans found that conservatives report higher levels of
happiness than liberals by far…..people who identify in the study as politically
liberal have twice the incidence of mental health issues than those who self-
identify as conservatives……that’s consistent across all demographics for gender,
age, race, all of it….
Conservative women report considerably higher levels of happiness than
liberal men.
Gay and lesbian conservatives report being happier more often than
heterosexual liberals.
Low-income conservatives, with annual household incomes of $30,000 or
less, are happier than liberals at the same income level. Those low-income
conservatives even report the same mental health levels as liberals making
six figures.
Wow….So it’s not money….it’s not power….it’s not based on race, creed or sexual
orientation…..pray tell, what could be the solution?!......why do conservatives
rank higher for happiness than liberals?.....
Social psychologist Jaime Napier has an answer for that….. she said: "One of the
biggest correlates with happiness in our surveys was the belief of a meritocracy,
which is the belief that anybody who works hard can make it. That was the biggest
predictor of happiness. That was also one of the biggest predictors of political
ideology. So, the conservatives were much higher on these meritocratic beliefs
than liberals were."
A strong belief in meritocracy you say? (you know, rewarding someone for actual
merit, achievement, success) – so the study of a large number of folks indicates
those that believe in meritocracy are generally happier…..sort of like Jim Thorpe
being the best athlete so you steal his shoes to slow him down……
Now, let me pause here and tell you flat out that I believe the study is missing a
key ingredient, that being faith….I believe that faith in God is the key to
meaningful happiness, the source of “peace that surpasses all
understanding”…..but for now, let’s just take the study at face
value…..meritocracy, the belief that success should be celebrated, is a key to the
Happiness Gap between liberals and conservatives…..that might explain why
liberals freak out over DEI being abolished….why liberals scream when illegal
aliens are deported…..why liberals bluster when they can’t get transgender
surgeries on kids…..for a liberal, nothing is right, everyone is a victim, all things
are broken, everything needs to be fixed…..everything…..bomb Iran’s nuclear
plants – call for impeachment; border numbers at epic all-time lows – impede
deportations; kids rescued from traffickers – turn a blind eye; oil prices coming
down – yet angry that wind farms are not being subsidized……the happiness gap,
the belief that nothing is right, the lack of enjoyment in achievement……liberals
try at every turn to rain on the parade, to steal the win…..when libs don’t get
what they think they are owed it makes them angry…..and they will steal the win
if they can….they will find the downside….the glass will always be half
empty….but stealing the win, that ain’t winning…..if you have to lie, cheat, steal,
or bribe someone, to get your way then you really haven’t won anything….all you
did was show yourself to be a liar, a cheater, a thief, or a briber……simple as
that…..
You can steal a great athletes shoes……but it may not slow him down at all…..
Stealin’ the win ain’t winning at all…….and maybe, just maybe, liberals might want
to look in the mirror to see the source of their unhappiness….
And that’s a wrap for the Rightside Way